Category Archives: Humor

It’s the Green Economy, Stupid

I’m an idiot. No matter how much I read I’m always behind in cutting edge thought. There’s too much information to make decisions when deciding which information is most useful. For one, I am one of those who believe, wrongly … Continue reading

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A Funny Thing Happened in the Bathroom

My bathroom has soap that smells like melon. The fragrance – infused with 6% real melon – reminds me of the beach and everything I love about the beach: Sunshine Ocean air Salt water Waves Pink sand Smells of Melon … Continue reading

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One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

The World Health Organization (WHO) says to avoid Mexico. Outbreak. Swine flu. Apparently, you’ve got to look over your shoulder or some swine will stab you in the back. Reps @ WHO, however, also say that eating pork is absolutely … Continue reading

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Global Warming – Get it While It’s Hot

Global warming is great because you don’t have to wait all year to see the summer again. It just appears. Yes, it’s freaky to get a warm blast in winter, but if you’re paying attention, it’s also a pleasant surprise. … Continue reading

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Recycling Plastic People

I was startled by a picture of Andrew Lloyd Webber in yesterday’s paper. Was this the same ugly guy who created Evita, Jesus Christ Superstar and The Phantom of the Opera? Somehow, he had gotten uglier. The skin was pulled … Continue reading

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