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A Funny Thing Happened in the Bathroom

My bathroom has soap that smells like melon. The fragrance – infused with 6% real melon – reminds me of the beach and everything I love about the beach: Sunshine Ocean air Salt water Waves Pink sand Smells of Melon … Continue reading

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